Well, that settles it

B glanced through the new library book. "Look, Mom! It shows here how poop is made!" Indeed. But then my boy's face fell and he slammed the book shut. "That's it. I'm never going to be a girl." Oh? Why's that? "It shows in THAT book," his moue expressed his distaste clearly, "how the babies grow in the girl's belly and how they come out." B shuddered. "Plus they said it HURTS! That's CRAZY! I am soooooo glad I'm not a girl!"