Couldn't SOMEONE tell me?

Today, Simone decided, was going to be a laid back day. She slipped on a pair of loose track pants and a t-shirt and away she went. First, Simone brought little B to his bus stop. Afterward, she hopped into her car and went to the grocery store to pick up some produce. She went to little B's school to speak to his teacher about an upcoming class event. She went to the doctor's office for an appointment then she went home and poured herself a cup of tea. The tea absorbed, Simone took the dogs for a long walk and met up with a friend. They chatted for a few minutes and went on their separate ways. To fill in the time before little B's return home from school, Simone went to have a manicure and pedicure done. She had just enough time left to go home and grab the dogs before hiking over to the bus stop. "Hi Mom," said little B cheerfully. "Why are your pants inside out?" Simone, who was waving goodbye to little B's bus driver, looked down. Yup. Her pants were indeed inside out. Visibly so. Ugh.