March 2012

This had to be a first. "I'm too hot!" Complained Simone. "Then turn the AC on," suggested her husband mildly. "But it's March!" Retorted Simone. Simone's husband stopped entering orders and peered up at her. "Is there a law that I'm unaware of which forbids us from turning on the AC in the month of March?" Simone sighed heavily. No. No such law existed. Still. It seemed bizarre to turn the AC on during a month that traditionally sees temperatures hit a high of 10 degrees. Yet here they were, on day 6 of temperatures well over 20 degrees Celsius. And to think that some people out there still believe that global warming is a figment of someone's overactive imagination. What next? Rain on the moon?