You're just a bunch of babies

To get my attention, hubby tore a bit of his paper napkin, inserted it into his mouth, grabbed a straw and directed the spitball toward me. Appalled by this vicious behaviour, I grabbed my dessert spoon and catapulted peas in his general direction. My aim is poor so some of the projectiles hit B instead. He glared at us and primly said, "You guys are so eye-may-tour!"