Fashion Statement

"Mom! Look at what I found in the back of my closet and in my drawer!" Indeed. "B. Your pants are two sizes to small for you and those were socks you wore as a toddler. You're a big boy now. Those don't fit you anymore." His face falls. "But they're my favourites!" I sigh, understanding too well the disappointment one feels when a favourite garment no longer fits. "I guess you're going to be a hit at church today, kiddo!" And he was.