"I'm never going to be a teenager!"

B glares at his sister. As per usual, she is stretched out on the couch, her phone in her hands and the television controller within reach. Occasionally, for the sake of variety, she adopts this position in her bed. On such occasions, her laptop is usually close by. "I'm never going to be a teenager," grouses B. "They are sooooo BORING! They never do ANYTHING!"