Definition of a loser

Simone ransacked the closet. She searched through every pocket of every coat she'd worn. She emptied her purse. Twice. No luck. She could not find her house key anywhere. At a loss, she decided to look in her car. Perhaps the key had slipped under a seat or somehow migrated to one of the storage compartments. Armed with the car key, Simone entered the car, closed the door and proceeded to look everywhere. Finally, she admitted that no, the house key was not in the car. She sat in the back seat of the car, deflated, and tried to remember where her house key might be. She sighed, reached for the door and then realized this: her car key was nowhere on her person. She looked under the seats. Nope. The car key had not slipped under the seats either. Another 10 minutes of searching eventually helped Simone recover the lost car key (but still no house key). Simone lost her key in the car. While she was inside the car. Seriously. Who does that.