Tuesday, July 12, 2011

How to ruin someone's day...


Simone had to travel to the big city for an eye appointment. Her eyes were infected for the zillionth time. So much so that she looked somewhat like a demon, what with her red-rimmed eyes.

Hubby, who had left for work in the big city, told her he'd meet her for lunch so Simone, excited at the idea, dressed in a somewhat daring manner: tight dress, high heels and make up.

Simone went to her appointment and was informed that, simply enough, stopping the Visine and using Real Tears would solve the problem.

She then got on the subway to go meet her husband.

A woman sniffed as Simone sat down. "I don't know why you even bothered to put on clothes," she said.

Ugh.

Maybe Simone should have stayed home...

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