Tuesday, February 21, 2012

House painting


The problem with dogs is that when you're painting the walls of your house, the dogs are sure to rub against the wall, causing dual damage: they get covered in paint AND the paint gets streaked. So Simone resolutely put the dogs in the backyard for the day, hoping for a set of dry walls by the end of the afternoon. It was a beautiful, sunny day and the temperature was decidedly balmy - for a dog. The puppies raced, barked, chewed and slept as puppies will.

Soon it was time for little B to come home from school. Simone put the dogs on their leashes and walked them to the bus stop. When the group returned, Simone put the dogs straight back outside along with their dinner. The dogs gave her a look of disbelief interrupted by their hunger, for they dove into their food with gusto.

Meanwhile hubby came home just as little B hugged his Mom.

"What's this?" Growled hubby. "There are marks on the walls!"

Simone hurried over and stared to no avail at the wall at dog level (ie very low since the dogs are tiny).

"And," hubby pointed out relentlessly. "There are marks on you."

Simone glanced down and was shocked to find little B handprints painted onto her shirt.

Um... Is it okay to put kids out in the backyard until the paint dries?

Friday, February 10, 2012

La peinture à l'huile, c'est bien difficile...


Simone n'en pouvait plus. Le peintre avait presque terminé son boulot mais puisque la température avait chuté subitement à l'extérieur, il n'était plus vraiment possible d'avoir toutes les fenêtres ouvertes. Pourtant, sans la circulation de l'air, il était très difficile de respirer convenablement. Il y avait un choix à faire: ou Simone décampait, ou elle ouvrait les fenêtres et se promenait en costume d'hiver, ou il fallait subir l'odeur de la peinture à l'huile qui recouvrait les portes.

Faute de trouver un refuge, Simone opta pour le numéro trois. Ce qui ne plaisait pas au petit mari. "Tu te rends compte du prix que nous aurons à payer pour l'électricité?" Ronchonna-t-il.

"Mais j'ai mal à la gorge!" Se plaignait Simone.

"Pas étonnant," renchérit le mari. "Avec le froid qu'il fait, tu as sans doute attrapé un rhume. Fermons les fenêtres!"

Ce que Simone fit. Juste avant de s'enfuir à la bibliothèque municipale où... ils venaient de refaire les peintures.

Décidément...

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Italia!


It's official! Simone booked a house to accommodate the family on the Amalfi Coast in Italy. In July, the troops will travel down to this bright, sunny and excessively hot area to imbibe themselves with a healthy dose of Italian culture.

On the menu are a race track, Rome, Pompei, Sardinia and TONS of sunbathing by the pool with a clear view of the Mediterranean on the deck. Did Simone mention that the house rental comes with a pool? The house rental comes with a pool. Too much fun!

Monday, February 6, 2012

L'examen final


Et voilà, la date est enfin arrivée. La patronne de Simone avait accepté qu'elle écrive son examen final dans le bureau du module. Ce qui ne fut pas de tout calme - car les élèves étaient là et, comme d'habitude, ils en avaient des choses à raconter. Mais petit à petit, Simone réussi à répondre à toutes les questions.

Les quelques semaines d'étude ne menèrent pas à grand chose, malheureusement. Simone eut quelques difficultés avec les questions mais en fin de compte, elle était bien contente d'en avoir fini avec le cours. Elle avait appris un tas de nouvelles choses qu'elle avait bien intégré. Que demander de plus d'un cours?

C'est bien ce que Simone pensait.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Lunchtime in the kindergarden class


Simone wandered through the school hallways and meandered into the Senior Kindergarden classroom. It was little B's classroom - but also many of Simone's old playmates from the previous year learned there. Simone was looking forward to seeing them.

"Madame!" One little boy eagerly put his hand up. "I have something to show you!"

Simone hurried over and oohed and ahed over the boy's sandwich. "I still like mustard," he confided, showing her a streak of mustard inside the sandwich. "I like it a lot."

Another boy put his hand up. "My baby sister was born last week," he said when Simone reached him. "And I found an anthill just outside the door in my backyard but Mom says I'm not allowed to bring ants into the house."

"My mom says the same thing to me," the little girl next to him commiserated.

Simone went to see little B who snuggled into her. "Do your mom and dad still write you messages in your lunch box?" Simone asked little B's table-mate.

The little girl nodded, her chin retreating into her chest as she bit her lip. Then she pulled out her white paper napkin. Someone had written "I love you" in blue ink on it. Simone smiled. "That is just lovely, little S! You are so lucky to have such wonderful parents!"

Little S nodded, a shy smile curling up her lips.

Lunch hour ended all too soon but thankfully the visit had left a healing balm on Simone's heart. There is nothing like children's conversations to brighten up a dreary day...

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Une belle promenade


Simone se décida: aujourd'hui, elle irait promener les chiens dans la forêt non loin de chez elle. Il ne s'agit pas d'une grande forêt. Au contraire, ce n'est qu'une longueur boisée entre deux rues. Chaque côté de la forêt est bordé de clôtures qui limitent les terrains de maisons. Mais pour deux petits chiens très énergiques, c'est une grande forêt pleine de belles choses à découvrir. Le temps de traverser cette forêt et les chiots étaient tellement ravis qu'ils manquèrent presque à l'appel de leur maitresse.

Une fois de retour à la maison, Simone put constater que les chiens avaient fait leur ouvrage pendant la promenade: ils avaient récolté dans leur plumage des feuilles, des branches et pleins de petits trucs gluants et épineux qu'ils répandirent sur le plancher de Simone.

Bon. Au moins ça ne risquait pas de pousser là mais tout de même... Ça fait mal au pied, au long, ces trucs là! La prochaine fois, les chiots auront droit à se faire brosser AVANT de rentrer dans la maison.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Halloween


Little B couldn't decide which costume he liked the best so in the end, he chose both.

By day, the mild-mannered little creature tumbled off to school in his Superman suit.

By night, he went trick or treating as a knight in shining armour (over a very warm coat and wearing mittens). Mom had to carry the sword though - it interfered with the gathering of treats.

The loot was interesting: bags of chips, candy, chocolate, a plastic crocodile, some stuffed animals, pencils and a toothbrush. Oh, and keep the Wunderbars for Daddy, okay, little B?