Simone is thinking of hosting a come as you are, bring your own food, bring your own booze and leave early party to bring in the hours before 2010.
It's the lazy woman's version of a party. Simone would get to stay home. She'd get to see all her friends - well, she'd get to see the friends that drop by. And if she gets tired, which of course she will, she can go to sleep in her own bed and not worry about having to drive home in the morning.
Really, don't condemn the woman too much. She was up at 3 am. After her shower, she went downstairs and discovered that there was indeed a reason why she'd dreamed that the German Shepherd had voided in an airplane, causing mayhem, pandemonium and horrible smells all around.
She barked at the dog. She barked at her husband and both somehow ended up in the backyard for a time. Go figure. But she did manage not to puke when she slipped some of the colateral damage into the dog's food dish (empty, people, it was empty)for quick disposal in the toilet.
Perhaps this means that 2010 will be an extremely lucky year?
Sigh.
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