Well... duh?

Simone's hubby recently went into the children's washroom. Why? Nobody knows. But he did find what has become a typical scene in there. An empty toilet paper roll hung where a full one should have been. A full toilet paper roll sat on the floor.

Somewhat miffed, he changed the rolls, placing the full one on the handle where it belonged and, armed with a marker, he wrote, "LAZY" on the empty roll. He then proceeded to tuck the empty roll on top of the full one where it would surely be noticed.

The next day (!!!), Simone went into the kids' washroom. Her reason is clearer: since the kids ARE lazy, a given fact, and she dislikes scrubbing the toilet of encrusted waste, she goes in regularly to flush on their behalf. Sad, sad, sad. In any case, she found a full roll of toilet paper on the back of the toilet. An empty roll graced the handle and a child, bless him or her, had taken the time to go back to their room, grab a marker, bring it back to the washroom and write "IT WASN'T ME" on the empty roll.

But nobody took the time to put a new roll of toilet paper on the holder.