Back to church. Little B behaved marvelously: he stood when it was time to stand; he sat when it was time to sit; he knelt when it was time to kneel. He even practised clasping his hands palm together and fingers interlaced to find out which position suited him best. The interlaced fingers seem to please him. Then to crown his outstanding achievement, he began repeating the words he heard intoned from the parishioners.
When it came time to shake hands and wish our neighbours peace, little B jumped right in there with both feet. He raced around the church, shaking hands and smiling with charm. He returned to his mother and shook her hand.
"Piss piss with you," he intoned solemnly.
Thank goodness most of the people present were elderly and hard of hearing...
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