Didn't we just get back from somewhere?

Apparently yes, we were flying off again. This time to France and, this time, in first class: my birthday/Christmas present! What a lovely, lovely treat to be able to stretch out and sleep! I was so excited. Until I realized (insert thunderous, frightening music here) that a baby would be joining us. Yes. That's right. A couple was flying first class with their baby girl. I bet you can guess what that sweet baby girl did during nearly the entire 7 hour flight... Oh. You CAN guess? Yup. She cried and howled and screamed. Well, that was refreshing...