Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Anyone Want a Dog?


Damage survey:

1. One seatbelt destroyed in car

2. One pair of expensive sunglasses with arms chewed off - still work but cause severe bleeding if put on improperly

3. Three trees with lower branches ripped out and chewed into wood chips (perhaps the dog could work for a butcher, providing sawdust for the floor...)

4. One large hole (okay, maybe only the size of a dime but still noticeable) in upstairs carpet

5. One stain in carpet

6. Scratch marks on laundry room door

7. Dog fur everywhere

9. Sand and mud all over tiles due to freak February thaw

Simone's hubby is ready to give up the dog to a good (or not so good home). He's tallied up the damages and the potential cost of repairing or replacing the items destroyed and decided that the dog is a bad investment.

He's real cute though. And has a sweet temperament. And is doing well with his training...

Sigh.

Any suggestions?

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