Simone has an elf living in her house. A lovely, giving elf. When Simone left in a hurry last Friday, she neglected to wipe down the counters in the kitchen prior to her departure. When she returned a few hours later, the counters sparkled with cleanliness.
When she thought she'd wait until nightfall to sweep her floors, the elf passed around and used a Swiffer on the floors.
When Simone went to an event on Sunday, the elf put away all the laundry that Simone had left in the dryer.
Everyone should have an elf.
But not teenagers... It's best to leave THEM in the nether regions where they originated.
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