Le ice

Little B jumped with excitement.

"Little L! Little L!" He called out. "Viens! Viens vite!"

Little L hurried over as instructed.

"Regarde," said little B, pointing to the ground. "Regarde!"

Little L dutifully looked at the ground.

Little B's face crumpled as he searched his brain for the correct term in French. Finally, he gave in to the excitement that bubbled in his tummy and throat. "Le ice! Regarde, little L! Le ice!"

That's why the kid goes to French school: so he can learn to speak French...