Today, at an undisclosed store in Ontario, Simone Maroney happened to hear the following conversation. Please imagine one British accent and one Maritimes accent, the bearer of each cursed with an equally bad set of teeth to match the sour downturn of their lips.
"They're so full of it with that global warming stuff, aren't they?"
"No kidding! If global warming were real, they'd have done something about it alot quicker than they have, now wouldn't they?"
"And watcha think is causin' it anyhow? It's them dang rockets they keep sendin' out through the atmosphere, blowin' up holes in that there ozone."
"And they try to have us believe it's our hairspray that's causing the problem!"
"Our hairspray! As if that'd be burstin' 'em holes in the ozone!"
"That's pure silliness, that is!"
Now, personally, I'm inclined to see the good in having temperatures in the mid twenties Celsius in October in Canada but I also think that the people with property on the water in Florida may have a different opinion as the ocean encroaches upon their land...
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